I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife.
Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years.
I told my wife, when I go up to the garage and I wash my Cobra, I feel like I'm cheating on her.
You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved.
My #1 driving force is my lord and savior Jesus Christ. Also my family, my wife and children.
Most African women are taught to endure abusive marriages. They say endurance means a good wife but most women endure abusive relationship because they are not empowered economically; they depend on their husbands.
My wife gets asked all the time, 'Ugh, how can you be married to that guy?' She's like, 'Hey, he's not yelling and screaming at me!'
Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband.
My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.
It wasn't that much of a stretch to play a gay demon. I am, you know, both gay and a demon. Don't tell my wife.
Early on, when my wife and I were dating, we went to the grocery store, and I told her that sometimes I just buy birthday cakes, and I eat them. And she said: 'Really? I do, too.'