Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
Divorce is probably as painful as death.
I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
My advice to Hillary would be to divorce that chump.
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Divorce isn't just the person, it's everything that goes with it - your kids, the adjustment, everything.
I didn't want a divorce but had to because of circumstance.
My parents had a difficult divorce.
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.