I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.
The only thing you owe the public is a good performance.
I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.
All you owe the public is a good performance.
Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.
I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.
I've been around a long time. Maybe the people like me.